Chapter 133

I’m no saint when it comes to how I treat the environment. I’m no tree hugger. I don’t always recycle well. I pick at leaves sometimes. But I’ve never thrown trash anywhere else but the trashcan. I’ve never cut down any tree. I’ve never burnt trash. So, I really don’t understand why the universe hates me so much. It wasn’t like I committed some deadly crime that can end the world. I mean, seriously, you have got to be kidding me. The irony of this situation...