Chapter 495: No Matter What, the Advantage Was Mine

"Easy, easy! You're cutting skin!" "Ow, ow, ow! Couldn't you at least find a razor?" "I've lived seventy years, and this is the first time I've ever seen someone shave a man with a cleaver!" The soldier looked at the old man's terrified face and snickered. "Relax, sir. My blade work's solid. I just shaved a donkey, and I did it right up against the hide." "A donkey?" The old man's eyes bulged. He was so mad his voice shook. "Don't tell me you shaved my donkey!" Another soldier beside them wore...