Chapter 27: The Famous Melissa

The haters who had been strutting around Melissa's stream moments ago slunk off, cheeks burning from that smack of reality.  Nobody reprimanded them any further.  After all, everyone prided themselves on being civilized.  They had promised Melissa they wouldn't curse. [Haters, scram already. Don't contaminate Melissa's stream.] [Keep it classy. Haters, eat shit! Where's the one who promised a mouthful?] "All right, all right, that's enough! Everybody, take a breather!"  Melissa waved...