chapter 9 Brother Weed===

by Phoenix 18:46,Dec 26,2023


There is no time to practice. In the blink of an eye, two weeks passed.

It was another early morning, and Desolus Allard appeared on the balcony on time, ready to continue stealing the condensed vitality of this foxtail grass.

Although this little bit of vitality is not much, Desolus Allard clearly feels that his physical condition is gradually improving these days. Every day, his mind is clear, his eyesight is bright, and his energy is much stronger than before. However, there is still a long way to go until the state of tempering the body with copper skin and iron bones and lifting thousands of kilograms.

After all, the energy condensed by a dog's tail grass is really pitiful.

But the beauty of Shen Nong's Immortal Grass Technique certainly doesn't end there. Desolus Allard is just waiting for the opportunity, waiting for the seeds of this weed to mature. By then, his body tempering technique will be complete.

Just after absorbing a breath of vitality, Desolus Allard suddenly frowned: a feeling of being spied on came to his heart.

This feeling of being spied on was not the first time.

Desolus Allard turned his attention to the dormitory building opposite and saw several people hurriedly collecting their cameras and binoculars.

"boring"

Desolus Allard cursed in a low voice, he knew what these people were doing.

It all started ten days ago. That day, a popular post appeared on the Dongda campus forum, titled "Mysterious Brother Weed Appears on the Crazy Campus and Wins the No.1 Crazy Crown of Dongda this Year." In the post, it was said that there was a freshman majoring in grassland science. Because of his poor major and great psychological pressure, he went insane just over a month after the semester started. He became the first student at Dongda to go crazy this year. He was on the balcony of his dormitory. He raised a foxtail grass and took great care of it every day. On average, he had to take care of the wild grass at least twenty times a day. Sometimes he even skipped school in order to take care of the foxtail grass. What was even more horrifying was that he didn't work every morning. Liang squatted on the balcony, it is said that it was so that the dogtail grass could absorb the first ray of morning light.

The post also included several photos of Brother Weed carefully taking care of the foxtail grass. Moreover, the photos were taken very clearly, and the "tender" and "caring" expression of Brother Weed is vividly portrayed.

As soon as this post came out, it immediately became a "magic post". There were over 100,000 clicks that day, and there were thousands of likes, with the number increasing every day, and it almost caused the campus network server to crash. Brother Weed, he really became famous instantly.

Among the top posts, some "insiders" came forward to give their own opinions. Some people say that the water that Brother Weed watered the dog's tail was spring water from Qixia Mountain, and the water he poured every day was "fresh spring water" taken that day, regardless of wind or rain. Attached is a photo of Brother Weed taking spring water without makeup.

Others said that they saw with their own eyes that Brother Weed used wet wipes to wipe the dust on the blades of foxtail grass every day, and his method was extremely "gentle", as if he was stroking his girlfriend.

What's more, he said that he saw Brother Weed collecting farmyard manure outside the school. And made an explanation for farmyard manure: feces and urine.

Of course, some people showed admiration and love for Brother Weed. A female netizen named "Red Wolf" replied that a man like Brother Weed is a truly good man. He can take care of a weed so meticulously and thoughtfully. It must be a great thing to be his girlfriend. For all the happy things, she fantasizes about becoming the weed in Brother Weed's flowerpot. Moreover, this netizen also adapted a song about marrying Brother Weed and dedicating it to Brother Weed.

In short, there are different opinions and no consensus.

Obviously, this "Brother Weed" is classmate Desolus Allard. Moreover, he also saw the so-called "magic sticker".

Desolus Allard was indeed a little annoyed at first, but he soon calmed down. Because Desolus Allard felt that he was a practitioner after all, and his consciousness was high, so he no longer had to argue with ordinary people and waste time in boring arguments. Moreover, since this matter has been made known to many people, it will be useless to hide it.

In addition, because of this incident, Ravagon, the counselor of Grass Industry Science, found Desolus Allard and said that he wanted to find time to "talk" with Desolus Allard and provide him with psychological counseling, but he was sternly rejected by Desolus Allard.

As for those who take secret photos and peeping, Desolus Allard no longer rejects them. Sometimes, in order to facilitate these people's shooting, Desolus Allard will deliberately appear in only a pair of boxer briefs, showing off his strong and wild body that he is proud of.

"Just think of it as giving me free dating information."Desolus Allard always thought like this.

After guessing that the secret photographers had taken the photos, Desolus Allard returned to the dormitory, turned on the computer, and logged on to the campus network.

Clicking on the magic post, sure enough, the photo of him on the balcony just now has appeared on the Internet. It can be seen how fast these people moved. What made Desolus Allard very dissatisfied was that those people actually slapped him many times on his boxers. mosaic.

However, what surprised Desolus Allard was that there was another post last night called "Brother Weed, a wise man misunderstood by mediocre people". Unexpectedly, there were still people who wanted to fight against him. Driven by curiosity, Desolus Allard clicked on this post.

The post was written by a netizen named "Little Man Yao". The post said:

"Some people say that Brother Weed is a lunatic and a psychopath. I think these people are just mediocre people trying to please others. Those of you who are unconvinced may wish to take a closer look at the original photo. The foxtail grass that Brother Weed raises has long and narrow leaves. , slightly light red, with slender and upright stems and roots outside the nodes. Its type should be golden setaria, scientific name: setaria guca n beauv. The flowering period of this kind of setaria guca n beauv should be in summer, but when the Brother Weed started planting it, there was no Flowering, this shows that this weed sprouts and takes root late, and it belongs to acquired malnutrition. In fact, this can also be seen from the initial picture. Let’s look at the photo a week later. This foxtail grass has green leaves. The stems are thick and growing well, and they have completely gotten rid of the initial malnutrition characteristics. What is even more amazing is that in just a week, this dog's tail grass has grown at least 30 centimeters tall. It is currently estimated that this dog's tail grass has grown at least 30 centimeters tall. The tail grass should be at least seventy or eighty centimeters high. This height is far beyond the ordinary golden foxtail, and even comparable to the giant foxtail S faberii herr. This alone is enough to prove the excellence of the Brother Weed It at least proves that his ability to raise grass is superhuman. If anyone is not convinced, you can try it yourself. See if the foxtail grass you raise can achieve this growth rate and health level.

In addition, looking at the growth of this foxtail grass, it will bloom soon. I look forward to and believe that this wild grass will definitely bloom the most beautiful foxtail flowers. Come on, Brother Weed”

I was so touched. Desolus Allard didn't expect that there would be people who "supported" him so much. Looking at the comments below this post, there are mixed reviews, because the word "philistine" in Xiaoman Yao's article really sounds like a declaration of war.

Among the replies, some people frankly admitted their vulgarity and pointed out that Xiaoman Yao's post was quite technical. Others believed that the little barbarian demon was deliberately showing off his abilities and was suspected of hype. Some people even think that the little wild demon may be the vest of Brother Weed.

Someone else joked: "Everyone knows that there is a word called a dog's tail that grows a mink. Does the little barbarian think that this dog's tail grass can grow a mink tail?"

But Desolus Allard knew that "Little Barbarian Demon" was definitely not for hype, and the things she said in her post were definitely not just pieced together from encyclopedias. Because, just a few minutes ago, Desolus Allard saw that this foxtail grass had begun to protrude a green fluffy spikelet from the front of the stem. It would probably bloom in a few days.

However, Desolus Allard didn't know what kind of flowers this dogtail grass, which had absorbed the aura of heaven and earth and blended with his own essence and blood, would bloom.

Thinking of this, Desolus Allard felt vaguely expectant.

Afterwards, Desolus Allard closed the computer, walked out of the dormitory with a small porcelain bottle, and headed towards Qixia Mountain, preparing to get spring water.

Not far behind him, several people followed him furtively, obviously preparing to add some "intense information" to today's post.

When they arrived at Qixia Mountain, Desolus Allard deliberately took off his T-shirt, revealing his muscular upper body, and said with a secret smile: "You paparazzi are taking advantage of me. I appeared half-naked today. However, whoever does the mosaic again will have no problem with me.":


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