Chapter 54

Have you heard of the guy who survived for 25 years and counting with nothing but pizza? If you haven't, there was the world wide web to introduce you to him. I myself loved pizza, so in a way I understood why he could go on for so long eating nothing but that. As it was, the Roth's, cough- my mother- cough, adhered to a strict healthy regimen of exercise and balanced meals, so I couldn't change my diet if I wanted to. But I was reminded of how much I liked a good slice when Lynx and I...