Chapter 49

You remember the Baby sitters' club book series? Those girls should be given awards. They're heroines. Children are one of the worst set of people a normal human being can relate with. They are diabolical and devious, yet you're not allowed to seek retribution when wronged “Because they're babies.”

Why am I talking about babies? Because I was forced to chaperone them. You know what? I think I'll start this story from the beginning.

A week after we finished performing...